Not Your Mom’s T-Shirt Store

Shirts That Should Probably Come With a Warning Label

We’re not just selling shirts — we’re selling statements.

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We make it dangerously easy to find your next favorite tee.

Whether you’re buying for yourself, your loudmouth friend, or your therapist, we’ve got something that’ll make 'em laugh, gasp, or both.

Funny. Rude. Surprisingly wearable.

⚡ 100+ designs that shouldn’t exist (but do).

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100% Satisfaction Guarantee

If your tee doesn’t make you laugh, gasp, or immediately question your morals… we’ll make it right. We stand by our shirts like your uncle stands by conspiracy theories — 100%.

30-Day Returns

Changed your mind? Wrong size? Got banned from brunch because of your shirt? No problem. You’ve got 30 days to send it back — no guilt, no weird questions.

A+ Customer Service

We may sell offensive tees, but our support team is offensively good. Whether you need sizing help, order updates, or emotional support after reading your shirt aloud — we’re here.

Fast Shipping

We don’t ghost your orders. Every shipment is fast, trackable, and fully automated. You’ll know exactly when your chaos arrives.

  • ⚡ Storewide Offer: 2 for $50 + Free Shipping – Automatically Applied at Checkout!